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The Cosmic Foot Masseur Chike Deluna

The Cosmic Foot Masseur

Chike Deluna

Published January 10th 2014
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A mad hairy beast of a novel with teeth the size of carving knives!Lucid dreaming, illegal tramp fights, parallel universes and orgasmic foot massage, The Cosmic Foot Masseur is a savagely funny look at the world through the eyes of an accidentalMoreA mad hairy beast of a novel with teeth the size of carving knives!Lucid dreaming, illegal tramp fights, parallel universes and orgasmic foot massage, The Cosmic Foot Masseur is a savagely funny look at the world through the eyes of an accidental messiah.Paul Mill (aka No-One) wakes up in a rundown Bombay hospital with no past, no name, and no memories.But he has a singular gift, the ability to heal the sick and dying through foot massage.Deported to Britain and set adrift on the streets of London Paul soon makes a name for himself amongst the city’s legions of homeless, but when it is discovered his talents come with an unintended side effect- the ability to produce orgasms of mind-numbing intensity, the rich and famous are soon beating a path to his door..Governments, gangsters, occultists, hedonists and billionaire vampires, suddenly everyone wants a piece of The Cosmic Foot Masseur – marketed and packaged as a sex guru of near-messianic proportions Paul may not have a past – but it looks like he’s got one hell of a future.